Who Is Mr.B Crushing On This Week?

The New Girl In The Office.

The Rundown: A PERFECT GIRLFRIEND!
This little lady has it all. Sweet, pretty, nice! The total package.
In addition to her bubbly, fun personality, she also has a dazzling array of tanktops and spaghetti strap tops that expose her nearly perfect tan shoulders, her long, tan arms and proudly proclaim, "Hey Sailor, Check THESE out!"
She also has lovely, brown eyes that are sometimes hidden when her auburn bangs fall down into her face. And she also works out, so she looks AMAZING.
She's also new to the city and loves to talk about all the exciting new things that she's discovered here.
She also watched a movie that I recommended and loved it. So her taste in movies (and movie reviewers) is pretty, pretty good.

What's Wrong With Her: MULTIPLE
She has a long-distance boyfriend. (In yet ANOTHER, disastrous case of bad timing, this little beauty is already spoken for. By some lucky fella' in Indiana.)
Also, she's 23.
Also, I work with her. And that could be AWK -ward.

The End Result: DO NOTHING.
I will continue to crush on her, from across the office.
When she comes up front to talk to me about her weekend or something funny that someone emailed to her, I'll wait until she looks away to catch a fleeting glimpse of what sexy outfit she's wearing today.
Also, I will try NOT to hang out in the back of the office in a very creepy way.

What's the Rating on the CRUSHO-METER?
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